Monday, January 23, 2012

Frick and Frack!

I'm "facebook friends" with my son's girlfriend, apparently.  I cannot see how anything good can possibly come from this.  On the one hand.

On the other hand, my son's girlfriend wants to be "facebook friends" with me.  It kinda makes me feel honored, yes?  She likes me! She really likes me!

On the other hand, my son's girlfriend wants to be "facebook friends" with me.  It makes me feel like my 16-year-old son is WAY THE FUCK TOO CLOSE to this girl if she is already "friending" her boyfriend's mother.

On the other hand, she's a precious little thing.  Truly a sweet girl.  That I am aware of.  I know what "sweet girls" do behind closed doors, though.  Hmph.  Here's a visual just so you know what I'm dealing with here: 

And yes, she has told Jake that she is scared of me. ME?? Little ole me? I'm harmless!

You know what's funny?  She lives in our neighborhood.  You know what's funnier?  My son asked if he could stay home by himself for the weekend when we go to Myrtle Beach next month.  Hang on a minute while I bust my appendix from laughing my ass off.......

.........Whew.  That was close.  Sigh.....

Oh, and now he just asked me what I would do if he kissed her in front of me. So. I responded that I thought kissing was a perfectly age-appropriate thing for 16 year olds and as long as he wasn't sucking her face in front of me, I would probably be cool with it. Am I right? No? Yes? Oh good gawd.... this is going to be the death of me....


1 comment:

  1. my wife is fans of doing this. She's the facebook buddies with our recently turned 16 yr old daughter's friend who is a boy.

    As a parent I'm glad Bobina is keeping an eye on the boy.

    I'm glad I don't have the facebook. It would creep me out a bit looking in my daughter. Thank God she's a good kid ( so far)

    good luck